Me: "What the hell?! You used all the toilet paper, soap, and shampoo. Could we use a bit of regulation here?"
Person X: "Well you used two scoops of ice cream last night."
Me: "I can't wipe my ass with ice cream, nor shampoo bottles."
Person X: "Still, you did.. I swear you ate two scoops."
Me: "UGH!"
People seem to have this facination with taking the blame off of themselves. Since my childhood, I've been taught the proverb: Anyone may place the blame, but a real man admits his own faults." I do admit that I'm not always right in what I say, and do, but in four years I've heard less people admit they were wrong, than I can count on one hand. What does this say?
1 comment:
Well, you *can* wipe yer arse with ice cream and shampoo bottles, but the end result is, well, unsatisfying. :P
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